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5/17/08

A lovely present that I'm just dying to share! -->
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4/25/82

I just wanted a dedicated journal to say THANK YOU! I am so honored to be surrounded by such lovely peeps! I can't express my gratefulness enough. :3 Every lil thing you do is a huge blessing to me.

So today my sister sent me a compilation of previous IM conversation which I thought were too funny to not share... Forgive me if I embarass you sister, but I do it because I .

Made of EPIC win! -->

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FUNNY QUOTES

Michelle on moving on:
Michelle: you know how some ppl were football stars in college, break a leg, then have to give that up... but they don't die from it
they just turn into murderers


Amanda on our father:
Amanda: he might get hurt if you don't, mad if you do, but want to do it all the same
he's very complicated
just like our mother


Michelle & Amanda on making decisions:

Amanda: and that's half the battle G I JOeeeE
Michelle: joy
and KNOWING is half the battle.
locks self up in the fridge
Amanda: ROFLMAO
stupid kids
Michelle: lol
well... we did stupid things too
Amanda: yea.. but not that stupid
we had a backup plan
Michelle: well.. not stupid but... not sensible. there.
haha
first plan: shut door on rooster as hard as you can.
Amanda: "ok I'm going to get in the box and you push me down the stairs"
Michelle: backup: run like you're on fire and dodge hits
rofl!
ya
Amanda: backup plan = other calls 911
lol
Michelle: I didn’t realize that was the backup plan... you would’ve been screwed


Michelle & Amanda on techniques for teaching karate:

Michelle: ya, if I really want to, I might look into this other style … The guy there was a Christian teacher, and he apparently was awesome to get along with... prolly more understanding.

Michelle: ya... …but this guy apparently incorporates it into his teaching
Amanda: oh that's cool.. PUNCH THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL MOCKS YOU. ROUNDHOUSE THAT DEVIL IN THE FACE!!!

On Michelle’s tastes..
Michelle: cool beans
Amanda: heh, I don't know how good it's going to be after it gets cold :S you might have to microwave it

Michelle & Amanda On relationships:
Michelle: sometimes we have disagreements... but it's nothing like mom or dads and we always end up cuddling LOL
Amanda: awww that's cute
kent and I disagree... he argues back --> he loses --> he cowers --> he begs for cuddles
Amanda: i keep my cool... but I do take a condescending tone when I feel he is being SSHHHTUUUPID
Michelle:
Amanda: I need to work on that... but he needs to work on ..not being stupid
Michelle: tried talking to yourself in the mirror? lol
Amanda: yes... I have tried that
I'm not nice to me either
Michelle: hehe
Amanda: I'm like "Well a person with a single cell in their brain would have known that...and how is it you didn't??"
(I'm serious ...that was an example taken from a couple of days ago)

Michelle & Amanda on infinite wisdom:
Michelle: who knows
Amanda: if not me and not you... THen WHO
Michelle: somebody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Amanda: I STOLE ALL THE COOKIES!!

Michelle expressing her level of maturity to Amanda:
Amanda: So.. mock not.
0.o I see you
Michelle: I hear the mockingbird
Amanda: mocking me..
-.-
Michelle: whatchu gonna do?
Cry

Michelle elaborates on her fear of terrorism:
Amanda: michy, i need your mailing address
for phillip's wedding invits
Michelle: how do i know it's really you.. you could be a spy!
i dont trust you
Amanda: ]
Michelle: phillip is evil, so you must be too
Amanda: i am
Michelle: evil people
Amanda: but what does that matter?
Michelle: you put aflax in my mail!
Amanda: you're the worst
Michelle: -_-
Amanda: lol
anthrax!!!
Michelle: something like that
Amanda: aflax is the insurance with the duck
Michelle: oi, i must have duck on my mind

A difficult lesson in life, taught by Michelle:
Michelle: You are a brocelli sprout.
brocel sprout
brick
Amanda:
you sooo mean to me
Michelle: Hm
To toughen you up
Or people will run over you
You should be thanking me.
Amanda: haha, okay.. then you are a tuna caserole, that's still raw!
Michelle: Oh that's low.
-_-
Another one bites the dust.
Amanda: haha
Michelle: I have trained you well.
I'm bout to head over to lunch now.
Amanda: yes, now I can go into the world and tell people what they really are.
I just finished eating.
Michelle: Yes. But be gentle. The truth can hurt
:S
Amanda: k
..I'll try not to tell them they are just a bunch of walking carrot sticks.

How to have an extra-marrital affair, by Michelle:
Amanda: hey, whatch doin?
Michelle: making trouble
Just got home not too long ago, so in the middle of hugging and cuddling my 'uter.
Amanda: lol, i thought you were going to say brad
Michelle: he's in class atm
Amanda: ah, so you cheat on him with 'uter
i see..

Michelle, on how to write an ultimatum:
"You have two choices." You can stop flirting and not get punched. Or you can keep flirting and get punched like this... *punches the letter really hard*" I made it simple.

Amanda explaining to Michelle how they’re related:
LUKE IM NOT YOUR FATHER<IM YOUR..... SISTER!!!!!!!

Amanda on how to properly sign off:
love,
me (amanda)
That's right love me
worship me
grovel at my feet!

or don't.

Michelle on computers
Setting up a computer, amanda... is easy as a cooking an apple.


Michelle on cooking
you can cook food to boost hp/mana


Michelle on School:
Michelle: Wouldn’t those long Calculus lectures have been easier to sit through if, everytime you learned something important, gold light shot out from your body?
Amanda: ummm….. no


Michelle on work:
You know what my only motivation is? Replacing stupid people. Someday, after many years, I might have a high position and replace someone who was a total idiot and start doing things right

Michelle on Halloween planning:
Prolly get some mini
bags of candy corn... Open the door... "trick or treat? Treat? Pfft...
Greedy lil... Any way... I'm giving you ... A TRICK. See! I ate your
candy! Haha" close the door. Yea...

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